This story story took a very uexpected and sudden turn. She then entered a same-sex relationship and again never got pregnant even though she really wanted to, leading her to believe she was infertile. A nice young lady like you shouldn't be concerned with such things. âItâs OK, Yehudi,â I said. With the most serious look on their face, they asked if it was contagious and can be passed on by glare.While this is hilarious, take a minute to think, WHAT IF ANYTHING WAS CONTAGIOUS BY GLARE. Everything went as normal, the doctor examined the boy and ended up prescribing glasses. "Sir, you actually had a heart attack." Was at a urologist in a hospital and there were a couple of power cuts. On further question it transpired that four times a day he was spraying the dogs coat with the ventolin inhaler. The stupidest thing I've been to the doctor for: I took my young son in because he had a very regular rash on his lower back. Female pt came in complaining of infertility. You can change your preferences. Then I referred her to ENT for her hoarse voice and she was surprised how fast she was seen. Girlfriend was also horrified....I told them it was normal. There was a nursing student I had once who laughed loudly and exclaimed 'How can you possibly get an STD in your mouth?' Old joke. Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. I know my body. It was not his best day. Somehow this kid had gotten to the age of 20 without ever noticing his uvula. Did not believe me. I asked him what was the problem. Very poor, illiterate family. I mention this, to which they reply "yeah but it grew back. The patient just stared at me. Dad Buys Socks That Look Like Cat Paws, His Daughter Shares Cats' Priceless Reaction In A Viral Tweet, Hey Pandas, Are There Any Rat/Mouse Lovers Out There? And most parents are not qualified to cover all of the facts. See the funny things people said after waking up from anesthesia. When she turned to her side, stool the size and shape of a small baby or big burrito slid out and I caught it. During a yearly check-up the doc was concerned about my weight. She just thought she should get checked out. It was a once in a lifetime set up and I couldn't help myself. Can't sit still, bouncing off the walls. Like eyes closed, hands over her head, hips swaying. This old lady is now convinced her nosebleed after falling on her face is related to an "infection" from the dental issue a year ago. A nurse walks past the open door and does one of those comedy double-takes. Farted on my doctor's hand just as she finished a prostate exam. 38. Doctor here. Luckily she didn't remember it. That would be so d--- frightening... At least "if looks could kill" had a chance to become true. However, as far as the potential for awkward situations goes, going to the doc's can be comedy gold. Not a doctor but work in pharmacy. I have never seen a doctor want to kill themselves more. "Why," I asked, puzzled, "would you swallow a rock?". This happened in med school. Was driving with my partner and patient in the back. When I woke up at home I asked my dad why my teeth were in a plastic bag on the table, he told me everything and promptly started calling me Lord Molar for the rest of the night. At least not before a spay or neuter. At least he cared. She had a 70-ish year old woman come in with complaints of a small but painless growth that was visible at the back of her throat.Turns out it took her 70 years to notice her uvula. He said he was not willing to give this up or try decaf. I asked a female patient with dementia what year it is. Was doing surgery on a 19 year old who tested positive for meth and cocaine who was grilling the anesthesiologist about every drug we were going to use in surgery because "he doesn't like putting chemicals in his body"Gotta stick with that organic, fair trade, Non-GMO cocaine. A few minutes in he starts complaining that he's thirsty. âAre you ready for this?â. A car belonging to a pregnant patient was broken into. I had to think about it for a minute then I realized he was asking for his constipation medication. What do they think the glasses are for? My husbandâs new âunbreakableâ titanium eyeglasses broke. 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Anyone have a funny or crazy anesthesia story? One we get commonly is "I know my body." The nurse was still on the room btw. Turns out she was a realtor and didnât want her water to break while she was showing a house, so she put a glass cup in her pants to catch the water. Her appointment was fine and she went on her merry way. Wash and repeat every day during her admission.Afterwards I told my fiance. "I didn't bother pointing out that I'm not a lady. I once had a patient tell me he needed his decapitation medicine because he was feeling full of shit. âAh, Dr Jones, a meeting of the minds,â he said, laughing it off. Surgeon here. and the answers may send you into fits of giggles without any local anesthesia. My wife has works in a gyno and has told me of many patients trying to get pregnant who needed to be told what went where, specifically that the anus is not a baby-maker. A father brought in his 20-year old son convinced he had early signs of diabetes since his hair was greasy. Her mom asked me to adjust her scrotum. You're not more sick after you quit. When she turned to her side, stool the size and shape of a small baby or big burrito slid out and I caught it. One commenter relayed how a patient stroked his arm and said, "You'd make such a great carpet. Apparently the cook had convinced him that eating raw corn was poisonous or something. He finishes with: "But I don't want you to think I'm one of those dirty druggies. Human stupidity will never stop to surprise me. A few minutes in he starts complaining that he's thirsty. Quitting is always better than smoking. Some of the patients and their families asked incredible things of me, such as putting brains back inside after an explosion took half the head off, but I have never been as incredulous as when I had to explain "wrong hole" to a very old tribal elder who was wondering why he couldn't father any children. "Me too, lady. "But doctor, I LOVE cocaine." Can't believe I'm having a tooth come in, especially since I'm 23 and had my wisdom teeth taken out years ago. ""I was hungry.". She acted like I was stupid and pointed to the back of her neck.I knew she wouldn't listen as she was so convinced so I stopped arguing with her. And was theoretically pro-active. Patient: Iâm sorry to have so many questions. Patient's skeezy boyfriend was riding in the front with me and apparently saw a golden opportunity to ask a question that had obviously been on his mind for some time.Him: So when cats and dogs eat grass, that means they have cancer, right?Me: Ummm. I had a patient come in for an STD check. I'm a rural family doc doing locums and was working at a city family practice clinic when I saw this patient.21 y/o female, not overweight, in no distress and appears quite wellMe: "so what brings you in today"Pt: "I'm pretty sure I had a heart attack"Me: "okay, tell me more about why you feel that. my wife is a nurse and she see so many of these nuts. A grown woman, with a child, thought that by him having sex, his acne would magically go away.. My mum once had to try explain to a doctor that regardless of tests she has celiacs because google said that if you have celiacs you get sick when eating bread, she just wouldn't accept that as you get older you can't eat half a loaf of bread in one sitting. I say simple biology class, human body biology. Not KY jelly. That has electrolytes? I promised him I'd do better and next year I would be back down to a healthy weight. Do you understand these attacks could be fatal? Anyone who's received anesthesia can attest that the medication makes them feel pretty loopy. "She replied with the most horrified look on her face, 'Like a dog?! My patient announced she had good news â¦ and bad. On Reddit, a user asked anesthesiologists to post the funniest things people have said while under gas. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Second week in came this old lady and her very dysfunctional family.They would argue and complain about everything, from the food, the nurses they didnt like and every single medical decision we made. They had an Amish couple come in, saying that the wife couldn't get pregnant. She said her last period was "like ten months ago" so she'd gone through menopause. There was one who was very upset to find out that she was pregnant again because she'd used her diaphragm EXACTLY as she'd been told.She carefully inspected it for holes, applied the spermicide, placed it, wore it at night, then took it out, cleaned it and put it away each morning....And then her husband arrived home from his night-shift. The Funniest Family Vacations Stories That You Will Sadly Relate To Reader's Digest Editors Updated: Sep. 12, 2020 From Disney disasters to … I just snorted it though. Wow. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Might be late to this, but a 17 year old girl who was pregnant and came into the emergency department to get checked as she was punched in the stomach. "Salt water just seems to be too cheap. And type 2 diabetes.". When I came out from having my wisdom teeth pulled I apparently shot up, looked at the doctor and said "Charlatan! Funny Baby Memes Funny Animal Memes Funny Babies Funny Quotes Hilarious Jokes Joke Stories Happy Stories Friday Humor Funny Friday. It was still on. Error occurred when generating embed. Breathing fine. She had a cane in her hand that she was carrying like as a solider would carry a rifle. I mean, that antiseptic smell, the silence (of the lambs) of the waiting room except for the odd groan and sniffle, the weird sounds your doctor makes while assessing the situation and most of all the unpleasant procedures. Was at a urologist in a hospital and there were a couple of power cuts. Went about an anal problem. It wasn't until I was in the doctor's office that I noticed that it had exactly the same pattern as the inlet cover on our jacuzzi. We had a very pregnant patient come in needing stitches in her vagina. "....do you...do you have an appointment? To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. "I had an eye surgery to fix a scarred retina. I just told my sister, who is an high school teacher and was lamenting our future, that she should watch Idiocracy. You may be able to find more information about this and similar content at piano.io, Train Yourself to Be More Optimistic in 5 Days, This Guy Tried Eight Different Hangover Cures, I Had a Heart Attack Last Year, and I Was Only 39, The Challenges of Returning to Work After Cancer, Dr Fauci Debunks COVID Vaccine Conspiracy Theories. If you don't know this shot goes right into the ass. He noticed that his mother had helped herself to some of the 'treats' prepared the night before.The son, the apple of his parents eye, had to then explain to his father and the doctor that the treats she had enjoyed were space cakes. Cant you give her something else closer to gatorade? This is a drug that relieves people of pain whilst in surgery but can lead to patients having illusions and talking about the first things that come to mind, with usually funny results. She's too heavy and unable to do things on her own so she asked for a bedpan. Ran to the dermatologist because of a spot on my butt that I thought might be cancerous. The only thing that was stolen was a wine bottle in a brown paper bag. I figured if she didn't notice the beard, then she wasn't going to understand an explanation either. She was eating an entire package of Dad's oatmeal cookies every single day for a year (basically a 'bowl or two' filled with cookies), and could not understand how that was different from oatmeal. When the doctor was explaining to the mom that her son had to wear his glasses all the time since he's nearsighted and basically can't see clearly past 5' in front of him. The frequency of anesthesia awareness has been found to range between 1 and 2 per 1,000 patients undergoing general anesthesia. What is it with people who don't notice their uvulas? He just loves it!â. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. âThey fell under the lawn mower,â he explained. *sorry, I really had to this time â¥. Umm, why are you in a wheelchair? ahh the innocence of youth. I explained that everyone develops presbyopia eventually. Was working at a clinic. I was speaking with a non-controlled diabetic patient about her sugar intake and she said she drinks a 32 oz soda everyday. âHere,â says the nurse, handing the patient a urine specimen container. "Turns out the doc had actually finished the examination, and returned to the ward some 15 minutes ago. I then get really confused and tired afterwards, and I can't remember much of anything that happens to me until I take a nice long nap. Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. So didn't want him to lose confidence in me, clearly something had happened, so I'm looking, and looking....there is nothing wrong with this kids throat. Probably the most pleasant emergency waiting room experience anyone has ever had. âBut there was a toilet in there, so I didnât need this after all.â, I can picture the nurse facepalming in my head. So I gave her all kinds of things to make her go and the moment comes when she feels the urge. A related story from my friend, a Gynecologic Oncologist.Basically a woman had early uterine cancer, but refused surgery. She says it takes about a minute of her massaging before it stops. I took care of an 11 year old boy in the ER a little while back. I proceed to drop some dye in her eyes to check them in a microscope, and when I do I realize she's wearing contacts. ", 'Put him back- he doesn't go outside often' lol, "I have the Ebola". I was a newly minted graduate with fresh and optimistic views on my life as a doctor. A well dressed man came in with his 8 year old, healthy looking, son. A gentleman calls our office with questions about an upcoming test he is scheduled for, and we talk at length about the procedure. "I think it's my gallbladder," they say. Not the guy who is desperate/who can't face his HIV/ who lake of knowledge/who trust a witch, but the f***** monsters that take advantage of weak people and risking their life/are responsible for their death. Answered the bed alarm for a 90 year old this evening.Nurse: "Where are you going? I'm not a doctor, but I'm an ER nurse. In the show, a lady with asthma thought an inhaler is used like a perfume. Anesthesia awareness occurs when a patient under general anesthesia becomes aware of some or all the events during surgery or a procedure, and has direct recall of those events. Second week in came this old lady and her very dysfunctional family. I feel like our doctors should not assists those couples to have children. a too bad fart smell actually could means health problems. While in dental school my friend pulled out several bombed out (technical term) teeth on a adult male. One Redditor shared another story that highlights the importance of clear communication, particularly when discussing medical procedures. Seems like a pretty reasonable thing for any parent, even if he was a little older than usual for a first eye exam. We have to endure periods, crazy hormones, pregnancy and menopause to name a few. The patient basically burnt his tongue but was insisting on a X-ray to ensure nothing is wrong. Do you have any sores or anything?" Not a doctor, but I WAS a corpsman in the Navy. I had severe asthma as a kid. Me coming out of anesthesia: "Man, you're handsome." He was treating a woman, and he said, 'I’m putting you to sleep now,'" the commenter wrote. There should be a licence for reproducing, The other day I had a 400 lb, 50 year old patient who hadn't pooped in (she claims) 6 days. When my parents showed up, he asked point blank, 'Did you not understand what I told you last time? Paramedic here. "She and not used her feminine deodorant spray; she had instead accidentally used her daughter's glitter hairspray. He had been pissing in his wife, thinking that is how you impregnate someone. So when a Reddit user asked the question, “Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?” the internet went crazy! Very cut class accent. This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this page to help users provide their email addresses. I'm a med student but I once saw a patient in the ER who came in because she lost her vibrator inside herself. You don't need it! 136. She somehow managed to get an audience with the Dalai Lama who told her to go back to western treatment. I woke up as the doctor started the procedure. Instead of using a pad or an adult diaper, she went for a GLASS CUP. In times past, smashing them with a big Bible was recommended. I honestly think she believed that he was just really itchy. When my wife tried to explain that conception requires sperm (sourced from a male) as well as an egg, the pt was incredulous, and exclaimed that she "didn't need a man in my life" and she didn't like being judged. Welcome to r/funnyanaesthesia! So many childs dies because parents try 'alternative' treatment instead to just go to the doctors!! I always needed a strong coffee after her. Looking over their chart, I see their gallbladder was removed 20 years ago so that is impossible. I am a family practitioner and I had a family not want to vaccinate their newborn because they heard that vaccines were derived from monkeys brains and they didn't want their child to develop monkey like characteristics. He gets up and walks out to check on things.Fifteen minutes later I'm still sat on the bed with my old chap out and pants around my ankles. A related story from my friend, a Gynecologic Oncologist. The whole family, 10 people, were planning to stay at he hospital with him.You can't make this shit up. Patient: Like ten years, maybe longer. âAre you ready for this?â âWhat is it?â I asked. She came it with hip pain but reports after the fall her nose was bleeding - she had landed on her nose. I went to the doctor to treat my soar throat and I agreed to get a shot of penicillin. I feel like our doctors should not assists those couples to have children.If you can not figure out how sex works, dont raise children thx. My wife is a massage therapist, and whenever a heart attack hits, she starts to massage some pressure points and it stops. I gave my patient the results of her sleep study: âIt looks like you stopped breathing in your sleep over 65 times per hour.â Her response: âDid I start back?â. I'm guessing no one ever told them where babies come from. âHow many have you had?â âTwo.â. He worked a lot in very conservative Christian communities and so a lot of times people got married with no sex education. Once she was stable we did some teaching and kept her for a few days for observation. The daughter chimed in and said "no, no, she's a Libra..." I then laughed hysterically at her awesome joke. Which he had just been bathing in. "My dad’s an anesthesiologist. I called them, a bit curious as to what was going on, as 3AM calls to the neurologist rarely come from the SICU. For those who don't know, it basically shocks your heart if it goes into a funny rhythm.He would regularly come into the hospital to have it turned off because he would do a ton of cocaine and the thing would keep firing due to his high heart rate.I told him not to do cocaine. ?? "Ok. What's the problem?" Better late than never I guess. Apparently, both her and her boyfriend were each taking a pill each and was adamant that was how they needed to prevent pregnancy. Had a female patient. Funny Things To Say Right Before Anesthesia Kicks In (Reddit Stories r/AskReddit) Post By PKFever July 4, 2019 No Comments Share Share Follow Tweet Share Email The whole "pissing in her to try and get her pregnant" doesn't exactly fit the profile of "simple misunderstanding". Not a Doctor, but EMT.Had a woman who was in active labor, despite insisting she couldn't be pregnant. She explained that he washed the condom with hot water and soap before he used said condom again.. And the original is much better put out. The "sickness" people develop is called withdrawal. Call it â¦ carma! We pulled up her profile and realized we couldn't refill it because she just got a 28-day fill less than 2 weeks ago. I admitted a guy for pneumonia, which was odd because he was young and strapping, no other medical issues, x-ray didn't look quite right. This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself. Patient was a young child who came in with an extremely high Blood Glucose level. The guy was just rubbing his penis against her leg and ejaculating on her thigh. Doc looked me in the eye and said "Phil330, that's a pimple". During surgery, my fellow resident bumped heads with the surgeon. Minds blown, another life saved in the ER. I've asked her several times why she's yelling (waiting to see if she's in any pain) and her answers range from "I didn't know I was yelling," to "It's a habit. I'm no fucking druggie! ''But we open windows and have stopped smoking in her room when we put her to bed! They insisted that the vibratory frequency can be tuned to destroy cancer cells, just like a trained singer may be able to use her voice to break a crystal glass. as if she's looking at a handsome man. He said, "Well, I was at a wedding and it occurred to me that my son is a little short. A 32 year old grown man asked me if the hot spells he was experiencing at night meant he was going through menopause. Awesome.A year later she shows up for her doctor's appointment, and she's morbidly obese. I once walked into my patient's room responding to his call light. The patient did not believe that cancer cells and regular cells would have the same frequency.Another patient insisted that his cancer had been properly treated at home with baking soda (he gave me a website like phkillscancer.com or something). Scoped a guy with knee pain - the joint looked perfect. Me: Oh, thatâs no problem. He seemed fine. Our product picks are editor-tested, expert-approved. Scroll down below, and don't forget to upvote your favorite funny anesthesia stories! A mother came in with her son to discuss treating his acne. "Why," I asked, puzzled, "would you swallow a rock? The pieces just didn't add up and so I started questioning him more closely.Me: Do you use any drugs? Could not be convinced otherwise. Can the body really manage so much caffeeine? Before leaving home she used a little feminine deodorant spray, just in case. If you don't love your child enough to say no, why have children? We respect your privacy. If you are viewing this on the new Reddit layout, please take some time and look at our wiki (/r/step1/wiki) as it has a lot of valuable information regarding advice and approaches on taking Step 1, along with analytical statistics of study resources. and I told him "yep, both of them" and he said "both? They were really a bizarre couple. "Nurse: "Where? It also apparently had "frequencies for arthritis". There was a guy who came to the ER because his iPhone app told him his sleep was poor quality. Apparently they had been raised in some religious fundamentalist cult and didnât understand how sex worked. "Because of the Ebola", Do doctors ever wish they could just say "Yes its because of the Ebola?". "I dont feel it but LOOK ITS RIGHT THERE". But my doctor knew how to calm me down. What medications are you on? Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! As soon as the words are out of my mouth the whole family screams "NOOOO! The doctor tried to calm her down and explain that he's only trying to help them but that she was free to get a second opinion and gave her a copy of the kids prescription and sent them on their way. Me: Sir, I need to know why you stopped taking your antiretrovirals for your HIV. Patient: You wait until now to figure this stuff out? Don't go to the doctor then! Please tell me you put on your gravest expression and said, "I'm afraid you haven't." A doctor recognized me and came over to talk. She keep [sic] saying let’s party bro and responded to every question with a 'fuck yeah, dude.'”. Me: Where did you get hurt? And I've sent my mom to the ER twice with the same pain before so I know it's a heart attack"She was a non smoker who had no comorbidities, very noncardiac sounding chest pain, no risk factors and her mother that was sent in to the ED, had an EKG, no bloodwork and sent home shortly after (though patient swears both episodes were heart attacks). I worked at the ER during my internship and met a girl who had increasingly painful and red eyes since a couple of days back. Funny anesthesia video. In fact she spent the morning cleaning her sons bar, as she often did on a Sunday morning.Considering her age they took these symptoms very seriously and begun running tests to find the source of her ailments.The son came in to visit his mother, and on the way he bypassed his bar. After convincing thr doctor that's what he was actually there for, we told him to go take a shower and try different shampoo :( its sad how little some people know about diabetes. After multiple back-and-forth on the etiology of the nosebleed, she became the first patient I raised my voice and put down an authoritative "no, you are wrong, just stop it". Oct 18, 2017 - Explore Leena Korgaonkar's board "anaesthesia jokes" on Pinterest. The Bored Panda iOS app is live! So I started explaining to her as kindly as I could that she shouldnât be giving her baby chocolate milk. Got placed doing a rotation in the orthopedic floor of a big hospital in a rural area of Southern California. But you need to pay a couple of thousand dollars up front. It was hot inside with the huge crowd.The guy fainted from the heat and was taken to the ER, where his pants were cut off.This revealed that the guy had a length of pepperoni in his crotch, taped to his thigh.The ER staff got the giggles and left his room to laugh in the hallway. She thought the breastfeeding clinic meant plain oatmeal cookies. Patient's skeezy boyfriend was riding in the front with me and apparently saw a golden opportunity to ask a question that had obviously been on his mind for some time. Wouldn't help. A gentleman calls our office with questions about an upcoming test he is scheduled for, and we talk at length about the procedure. "She keep [sic] saying everything was fucking lit. My parents were instructed to take better precautions in our home and went through instructions, more dusting, washing bed sheets and the big one: NO SMOKING inside the house. Was doing varicose veins surgery on a very posh middle aged lady. After waking up from surgery, the older woman asked, "Who the fuck is that ugly son of a bitch?" A male patient inyected kitchen oil into his own cheeks because he saw a plastic surgery tv show where a surgeon inyected something similar to a model, then he was amazed that the bumps of the oil didnt go away and were turning red and painful af. 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